Dreaming up innovations for the Liberal Party, Wyatt Roy looks much better in pigtails.
When he needs to think he slips the extensions on, ever since the halcyon childhood days learning political wisdom as he sat on Peta Credlin's knee
Was it Sophie and Tony Abbott I saw, laughing in the night.
"I'm an elder statesman..."
Sophie Mirabella's pledge - if you don't vote for me you can all get fucked
George Brandis is the life of the party