Monday, March 31, 2014

John Brennan's head - My gift to you

An extraordinary rendition

Barack Obama puts on his best John F Kennedy grin(or shiteater grin if you prefer), as he praises Saudi Abdullah for human rights and GLBT queerness.

And in accordance with custom, Abdullah has a gift in return

Monday, March 24, 2014

No Such Orchestra - the Clappertron

New advances in mindfuck technology

You've seen James Clapper play the theremin, now you can play the world's brainwaves in the Global Theatre of Combat.

Through the democratisation of technology, we can now all enter the Twilight Zone

And here it is, the Insect Intelligence Auditorium.

The technical spec is cloaked in secrecy and disinformation, but it has been observed to transform into a cicada which transforms into Battlestar Galactica

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Rebekah Brooks hair explosion

Rebecca Brooks, the innocent at the helm of News of the World and the Sun while those free spirited Murdoch journos hacked every phone in existence(even hers, frequently, ... hohoho)

After an emergency visit to her lawyers in New York, and as the Milly Dowler story broke, a stream of character references appeared by SMS on her phone. And some handy advice on blame-shifting and concocting an 'independent' investigation from 2 paragons of virtue, Piers Morgan and the haunted head of Tony Blair.

Her PA, Cheryl 'Nightsoil' Carter  is a silly ditz, but she loves her. She doesn't know the difference between MI5 and a MFC furniture warehouse. Isn't that cute? Something came over her, a crazy whim,  and she began to gnaw on her bosses diaries. She requisitioned 12 boxes full from the company repository, and ate them all!

This illustrates the company's practise, everything done on a whim. Like Glenn Mulcaire hacking Millie Dowler's phone, entirely on a whim. The story was on the front page, but it came to the journalist's attention in a vision, and was confirmed by a remote viewer - At any rate I know NOTHING, I see NOTHING, but it's been a very difficult time, with unkind people questioning my incorruptible morals). We have a very hands off management style at News , and Rupert pays no attention to the business whatsoever

Her husband, one of her majesty's horses, called Charlie, is another dumb clutz who took it upon himself to hide his porn collection - not even a shadow of GCHQ's -  and a few computers BEHING THE BINS as the police were about to raid. Rebecca slept right through it. When she found out she had to ask - what was he thinking? I'm innocent and here you are making me look guilty. Do the jury get to look at his dirty pictures? Is this part of a male chauvinist campaign to bring down a successful feminist businesswoman, defender of the page 3 girl?

 To present a more coherent defense we have engaged AIDS specialists from the Egyptian military who have united us as a chimeric lion and unicorn - and contrary to some libellous slander - not as a conjoined centaur with a teratoma. Genetically modified chimeric organisms represent the future of journalism and the law

We have always taken the high moral position, but some of our rivals practise gutter journalism