Saturday, October 19, 2013

Introducing the Theremin - James Clapper and No Such Agency hack Dick Cheney's heart

Here's news - Dick Cheney has a heart - with the wireless disabled.

because you never know might happen when some punk on a base somewhere gets hold of the controls


Joel FitzGibbon's dream car

Seems like a long time ago now

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Vintage Republican

Interactive Mounted Be-Responsible Colostomy Bags

Imagine one of these suckers on your dashboard(guaranteed not to leak!). They can't take out the garbage or anything, but they speak. They have a personality.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Diplomatic incident not cricket

PM Hairshirt Harry (you may know him as Tony Abbott) went to Jakarta to win SBY's compliance with his winning personality and the bond they share as authors.

But it didn't work out.

Julie Bishop (next in charge in an army of clerics).
Where's our electoral honeymoon ?

Scott Morrison has no idea. He's in a bunker in Cronulla somewhere, defending the Shire.  The Daily Telegraph will save us!