When I'm President there will be practical gifts from individuals for anyone who $hits themselves
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Tony Abbott's altar-ego Hairshirt Harry turned his visit with Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono
into a Catholic meditative retreat. Why give yourself a headache talking policy?
Better to give SBY the benefit of some hairy wisdom in the form of his book. It records a spiritual journey towards government, with a lot of fights and confrontations and chases and stuff
Did Harry find time to give Nat Rothschild counsel?
Posted by liberty at 5:17 AM
Friday, October 12, 2012
Listen up, little monsters
Bashar Assad looks like the walking dead, but that won't stop Bob Carr. Bob never deals in hypotheticals, only "we'd know the conflict has evened up if there is a major defection... sounds brutal and callous, perhaps an assassination combined with a major defection"
Why stop at Bashar. The state has many enemies, within and without.
Julia Gillard conceives a fiendish plan
But a caution: "Don't knock Alan Jones. When I was premier of NSW, he was my best mate."
Julian Assange torments US donkeys and elephants, flaunts his bunga bunga in the embassy. The free world is a laughing stock. We need brown-eye points from the Americans. Every man his own septic tank
ya baby, educating Lady Gaga about Ecuador, and giving the public the means to exercise its right to know what governments do in their name
Posted by liberty at 7:21 AM
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Glenn Stevens to Senate estimates committee
At the time we thought: what's a dong here or there. I was a nong, but there you go.
Australia's trade rep was having it off with the local bagman from the Vietnam's ministry of public security, who paid out millions in 'commissions' from Securency
Posted by liberty at 9:16 PM
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Vladimir Putin loves his animals
Barack Obama is pissed off - No publicity stunts during my re-election campaign
Papa Crane leads his flock south
past spooky NATO radar installations
Papa Crane's children are threatened by NATO missile defense
Back at Control HQ, in the cone of silence, O'Bummer showcases his latest hat:
"My force shield shall protect you"
Over in Afghanistan, no force field protected 8 marine Harriers lined up at Camp Bastion
As Anders Fogh ('fog') Rasmussen says: this is not a retreat, this mission will be a great success as long as we are careful to define success as we go along
Posted by liberty at 12:17 AM
Thursday, October 4, 2012
More good reasons to abolish the AWB(!): Meet Ivan Glasenberg, head of Glencore - the global commodity trader created by Marc Rich. As Ivan recently said, current global grain shortages are good for Glencore as it will create opportunities to generate superprofits through speculation
One of Australia's richest, whatta bloke
Posted by liberty at 9:42 PM