Monday, August 27, 2012
Tuck your Berejiklian shirts in
you bunch of O'Farrells
Get out and Abbott, you Bairds
How humilaiting to be seen on public transport!
It's a bitter pill for Gladys to swallow. Standards of deportment and grooming must be maintained
The uniform must be spotless. Maintain the brand. Passengers fingernails are to be inspected...
Bonking Boris Bankster better not come to town, he'll be sent home to comb his hair
Posted by liberty at 8:10 AM
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Eh Putinator, take a kick in the arse "in the name of god"
Chatbot Mike McFaul laughs at his discomfort. Putin can see him!
"That's below the belt, attacked by girls. This is worse the the beatle$"
He confers with Russian Olympic officials in London. "I like to wrestle tigers. With judo throw I can land these foreign-backed witches in gulag. I call for leniency. Minimum term is two years"
But how exorcise that chatbot, for that we must wait and see
Posted by liberty at 8:02 PM
Monday, August 20, 2012
Sick of bush-walking and doing Abraham Lincoln pastiches on the standup circuit former NSW premier Bob Carr has got himself a new job as minister for US interests in the ALP with special responsibility for delivering Julian Assange
Meanwhile Assange is settling into solitary confinement at the Ecuadorian embassy in Knightsbridge
Facts are sacred and my lawyer is naked
Posted by liberty at 5:05 AM
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Australia would have to be the only country going which would seriously consider a merchant banker as a sober alternative Prime Minister. 5 years into the financial crisis. We have a hairy monk to thank for that. Savonarola in budgie smugglers
But a merchant banker is a merchant banker. it will be interesting to watch for liberal policy to fix the NBN for corporate and financial sector profit over public interest. And somehow protecting Foxtel's sports cartel.
Whatever contortions are required
monetizing existence is rewarding... fruit of the pin-stripe plant, an invasive weed
Posted by liberty at 7:31 AM
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Posted by liberty at 6:27 PM
Friday, August 10, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Or, for those who come second, Lord Dave Snooty, Cameron of the (British Virgin) Isles
George Osborne reminisces: When I was at school I wore a necklace of Bob the Builder dolls to give me power over those other idiots. To those ambitious schoolboys out there I would suggest - a string of Boris Banksters adorning your throat will take you far...
Posted by liberty at 5:17 AM